I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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