I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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