no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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