Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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