I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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