I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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