she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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