Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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