Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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