It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
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I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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