Will you blow on my dice?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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