I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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