he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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