What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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