Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
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If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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