Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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