it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Girls should come with a carfax report
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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