Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Randomize
