this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
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Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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