it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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