We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
This is the high leading the old right now
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
