I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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