doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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