and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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