dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Randomize
