Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
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tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
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Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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