News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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