My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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