somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Randomize
