terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
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If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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