im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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