Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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