Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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