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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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