Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
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I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I have aggressive nipples.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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