Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
