saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
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