Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
third nipple confirmed
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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