so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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