belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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