did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
