I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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