I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
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I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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