adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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