That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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