How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
