At least make sure they are 18
Why
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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