u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
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On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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