It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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