I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
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He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.