I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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