He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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