yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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