Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
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i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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