He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
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My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
send nudes
from the living room?
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