She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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