Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
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If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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