i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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