I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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