2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
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His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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